Badman Anthem

The problem of badman's heroic endeavour to provide a catalogue of wingnuts on the irish internet is that it's just not fair to bracket all of the lunatics together. On the one hand you have your common-or-garden wingnuts whose styles are entirely "borrowed" from the copious number of US based right wing bigoted ignoramuses political commentators. Waghorne and the rest of his chums in my first think tank / freedom fries institute fit neatly into this category, as does Humphrys. Morgan Stack of Irish 911 insanity infamy fits rather less neatly, as will the next few victims of badman's pokings.

So, to properly group people together in the wingnut-opedia, badman is introducing a sub-categorisation system. In particular, those authors who are mad on a royal scale will henceforth be assigned to Fruitlootopia to show their special status compared to the second-rate morons like waghorne who badman routinely mocks. Morgan Stack is the first recipient of this rare accolade. He wins this prize for attending a SF meeting in Kerry and standing up to scream accusations that Martin Ferris is working for MI5 and is helping to cover up the great conspiracy of 911.

Now you might think that this makes stack as mad as a bag of fannies, and you'd be right, but badman is sorry to inform his gentle readers that the coming weeks will see a far far nuttier cast working its way across across this blog. Tighten your seat belts folks, we're going walkabout in fruitlootopia and it ain't for the fainthearted.

Posted by Badman at 10:18 AM | Permalink | Comments

Morgan Stack is the single-handed Irish branch of the 9-11 truth movement. He is as mad as a bag of fannies. He posted two hilarious news reports to indymedia Ireland in the past, giving badman the opportunity to demonstrate his extreme loon-spuddery

In this story, he was "oppressed" by the government when he travelled all the way to Dublin to hand out conspiraloon DVDs to TDs and was not allowed to hand them out.

Even madder was to come. He was subsequently oppressed by UCC when they cancelled his 9-11 truth conference. Why? Well it might have had something to do with the fact that he told them that there was a serious chance that his guest speaker might be assasinated by MI6.

Stack: I'd like to book the university for a conference

UCC security: No problem

Stack: MI6 are going to assasinate one of my speakers, so I'll need a team of anti-terrorist security people.

UCC security: Nurse, the screens!

Badman provided some commentary on both occasions, leading us to a series of accusations and counter-accusations about who exactly was the CIA disinformation agent. Possibly Badman's final hour.

His more recent antics have seen him accuse Martin Ferris of being a dinsinformation agent and announcing that he is running for the Dail in Kerry.

The big question is: will the CIA "get at" the Kerry electorate. If they don't, he's a shoe in.

Posted by Badman at 6:09 AM | Permalink | Comments

Somebody (Eoghan Harris / Dickhead Waghorne / Jim Cusack?) has set up a blog which is an exact copy of badman's anthem, just with anthem spelt as "anhtem" and are pretending to be me.

What a freak. No really that's just strange.

The indy-weirdo-stalker no doubt playing some freak-tastic triple bluff.

Edit to add: I've redone the design of the blog to make the phoney site less like my anthem. It's a particularly pathetic attempt to lampoon badman, in fact the grasp of ideas and the poor prose style leads me to believe that he must work for the sindo or the Oirish Mail.

Ciaran Byrne? Jody Corcoran? Peter Nolan? There are so many semi-literate pricks in the Irish media that the list of suspects is infinitely long.

Posted by Badman at 5:51 AM | Permalink | Comments